It seemed like a very good idea to show the Johnsons just how close everything is here….
10am Without any real plans we jumped in a couple of cars and headed to a very vague destination in Austria.
Imagine how happy the kids were when we arrive at Bregenz on Lake Constance and see the best-ever swimming pool extravaganza (that we didn’t know was there) and they haven’t brought their swimmers………
11am We attempt to bribe the kids with food and pathetic lines like “look at how pretty the lake is” and “you are in Austria”. EPIC FAIL. We have to walk past the best-ever swimming pool extravaganza to get back to the cars. (A little research wouldn’t have hurt……..)
1pm We arrive at Lindau, Germany. Tired, hungry and it is so hot we are all thinking about the best-ever swimming pool extravaganza.
We bribe the kids again with food. They are happy. The wood-fired pizza is really good. (Of course we are eating Italian in Germany). It was the first restaurant we saw and we just about ran in there.
Lindau is pretty. The girls are happy because they see a statue of Poseidon and all is good again. Thankyou Percy Jackson books.
We wander around and realise we have to get moving if we are going to get out of the country before peak hour traffic hits.
4pm We arrive in Liechtenstein after a few close calls driving there. I may have started to lose concentration and think I am in fact a passenger looking at the sights and not the driver of the car. No-one is harmed. We look everywhere for the Prince of Liechtenstein but he is probably sitting poolside at his castle enjoying a cocktail. It is really that hot.
5pm We decide to head across the border and go back to Switzerland for ice-cream. The kids are happy. The adults need a drink.
Yeah, that was a good idea Jen.